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1/10
Yo is so fat she needs a watch in each wrist, cause shes in different time zones
Yo momma so poor her front door and her back door are on the same hinge

I get it but not really that funny so 3/10

Yo mama so fat she tripped on a piece of hair and landed on 20 Men

4/10 If she's that fat you're going too need twenty men too trip her!
I guess that's my joke xO

...2/10

Yo mamma so poor, that when you asked what's for dinner, she pulled out a shotgun and said, "Next one who moves."

10/10 i like that one man
Yo mama is so fat when she wants to shake somebodys hand she has to give directions.

3/10. I don't get it that much.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to get a check up, the doctor thought she was pregnant.(It's a classic but it works.)

5/10

Yo momma so fat, she once jumped in the air and got stuck!

wait i got a better one

Yo momma so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key!

you mama's like a catalack big black and can fit six

your mama's so stupid i saw her runnin i asked her y she said my phone says spring

your mama is so fat i slapped her back and rode the waves

your mama is so fat that its illegeal for her to walk around outside without a lisens plate

your mama is so fat in her school play she played the stage

7/10
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6/10

Yo mama so fat when god said "Let there be light" He told her get her ass out of the way!

Yo mama is so fat someone yelled "Hey taxi" when she walked outside with a rain coat on!

4/10

yo mama so fat Jesus cant lift her soul.

lol 5/10

yo mama so fat when she turned round they threw her a welcome back party!

3/10
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

4/10
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Sorry space but that's got to be the oldest joke in the book yet! so 1/10

Yo mama so hairy a grizzly bear fell in love with her!