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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Another one?


Yo momma's so black, that she has to be outlined in white chalk at night.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

Also, I think that your example may be wrong, I mean she must be great scrable player right? YMCA = Macy, haha XD

Zerlock1124
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5/10

Yo mamma's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save on milk...

ablu2
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ablu2
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You have to be in a high position to make official things! *handcuffs* Anyway on topic...
3/10 I dont really get it...

Yo momma so ugly, she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

Yo momma so ugly, she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!


6/10 LOL

Also you have to admit that "yo momma" jokes are really bad insults these days.
HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
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Your momma so fat she walked in front of a fire safety door and security threw her out.

The sequel to the one 'bove.

It took 5 security guards and a crane to throw her out!

You know... You can't block 'em... In case of fire... IT MAKES SENSE!!!

Riou1231
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Peasant

5/10! I don't get it much...

Yo momma so blind, she kept falling down the stairs every time she would go down!

Ricador
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Ricador
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Shepherd

Yo momma so blind, she kept falling down the stairs every time she would go down!


No offense, but that one sucked. 0/10

Yo momma is so hairy that when she took a shower they started filming "Gorilla In The Mist".
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

LOL 7/10

Yo mamma so hairy that she has afro's on her nipples

strategymaster11
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3/10

yo mamma is so hairy bigfoot took a picture of her

alphachief
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alphachief
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2.7/10

yo mamma is so dumb she has an IQ of 351 and she doesnt even know what a peanut is

Riou1231
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Riou1231
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Peasant

Lol! 5/10

Yo momma so dumb her brain is the size of a peanut!

Pixie214
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Pixie214
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Peasant

ok 3/10

Yo mamma so fat when she goes out at night wearing stilletos she comes back wearing flip flops.

1angelette
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1angelette
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Nomad

5/10

Yo mamma so stupid, she pays money for second-hand smoke.

RubberyChicken
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8.3141592653.../10, since my mom treats cancer, it got an extra point

Yo mamma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

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