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yo fat she got baptized at seaworld

omg i was editing it and i didn't put in "mommas so" between yo and fat

v.v please do not bump threads that have not been posted in for a long amount of time.

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yo mama is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds

haha nice 7/10

I hope this one hasn't been said...I don't feel like reading through all the pages:

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

aaaaand ignore that because I just looked on the page before this and saw the same joke..crap. ;____;

This one was mine, completely original, I hope.

Yo momma so fat, you had to buy your family portrait from NASA.

@GAGAMEN 8/10 Niceone

This is going to get locked cause some of these will turn Inappropriate.

There are certain rules in place. Those should block out real serious ones. These are also jokes nothing that innapropriatte. I'm sure most people will follow the rules.

Yo mama so stupid that she listens to rap! (Lal^^)

(HeadBangs)

\\,,/(^.^)\\,,/

Yo mama is so fat that she has a "To Be Continued" sign on her huge stomach.

Yo mama is so fat she got a job as a wrecking ball
Yo mama is so skinny she can look through a peep-hole with both eyes
Yo mama is so stupid that when someone said its chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon

this is one of those things that won't last long... nonetheless:

YO MAMA IS SO FAT, YOU NEED A BUS, A TRAIN, AND A PLANE TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE!

I have a few... I don't think they are very appropriate though... Anyway:

You mama so ugly (and fat) that when she traveled to New York fighter planes began circling the Empire State Building.

(Sorry if that one was stupid, I can't post any of the funny ones I know...)

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Yo Momma is so stupid, to get out of going to prison for murder she killed the jury.