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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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imthebest
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imthebest
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5/10

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. jk lol

im sorry i just had to say it lol

Parsat
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Parsat
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Blacksmith

6/10

Yo momma's so ugly she sees less action than a white guy on the NBA.

themonkeyking
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themonkeyking
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yo momma's so old she watched god create the earth

Parsat
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Parsat
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Blacksmith

2/10

Try this instead:

Yo momma's so old and fat, when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move over.

ohjs
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ohjs
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6/10

Yo momma's so fat Dora couldn't even explore her...!

Matty360
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Matty360
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2/10 I bet you watch that.

Yo momma's so short when she pulls her socks up she can't see.

Yo momma talks so much that when she goes on holiday she needs to put sun cream on her tongue.

Yo momma's so annoying she gives aspirin a headache.

GameReviewer1997
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GameReviewer1997
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2/10

0/10

7/10

Yo momma is so old she has an autographed bible.

17dman
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17dman
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Yo mama is so fat that mcdonalds closes when they see her.

Tengakami
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Tengakami
172 posts
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8/10 LOL like mad

yo mama is so stupid that when she made a biopsy the doctor told her she has an additional lung replacing her brain

Willsoccer725
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Willsoccer725
56 posts
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2/10

Yomamma's so stupid that she uhhhhh DANG IT I FORGOT IT LOL

Tengakami
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Tengakami
172 posts
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0/20 mine was cool

yo mama is so cunning if you hit her with a knife the knife dies bleeding

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
206 posts
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0/100 That sucked!!!

Yo momma so stupid she thought all America was against God because we're an Obama Nation!(K, I have a joke that I had before I made this up, so it might suck and not make sense, sorry...)

Parsat
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Parsat
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Blacksmith

0/10 ...

Yo momma's so easy even a caveman can do her.

ROCKBAND2
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ROCKBAND2
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lol, huh? 0/10

Yo momma so poor, she uses coupons at Dollar Generel.

ROCKBAND2
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ROCKBAND2
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General* sorry

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