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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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The_Blood_Diamond
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2/10
I don't really get it, and it's not really that good (Same with mine though haha).

Yo mama so old theres a picture of god in her year book.

thingthingfreak
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4/10

clever, but not funny...


Your momma is so stupid, she spent 3 hours putting M&M's in alphabetical order.

HeavyFree
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6/10 Yeah thats old, and been... Said already.

Yo Momma is sooooooo stupid that she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

HeavyFree
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7/10, good joke, dude.

Yo mommas nose is so big, I raised my hand to ask a question in class, and I accidentally picked her nose.

FlashCreations
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FlashCreations
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8/10

You momma's so stupid, she spent a whole day trying to think of one of these stupid jokes!

imthebest
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imthebest
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5/10
yomama's so fat that the sniper didnât need to aim

Jcubed
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Jcubed
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8/10
yo mama's so dumb that she stuck a pen up her nose and said it tasted like chicken

imthebest
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5/10

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

HeavyFree
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HeavyFree
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9/10 Hilarious!!

Yo mommas so creepy, the police are literally on her back.

SirNoobalot
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yo mommas sos tupid she got locked in Walmart and starved to death.

imthebest
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imthebest
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wow that's so old 2/10

17dman
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Your mama`s so fat that when she walked by a buffet of obese people she said anirexics!

imthebest
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i bet 1/2 of you are getting you jokes from Here

17dman
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No i made that one up

why it sucks so bad =p

JukeboxVillian
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yo mommas so stupid, she put a battery up her nose and said, "I have the power!"

be nice to me :P

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