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The_Blood_Diamond
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Rules:

1)No spam or flamming

2)No language that Ag doesn't allow

3)No posting more than twice per page.

*Racist jokes are allowed, But racist words are not. You should all know what racist words are, and what words I'm talking about.

*Sexist jokes are allowed to an extent! Nothing that would totally offend someone

*Listen to others!!! Just because all but one likes your jokes doesn't mean you can keep going, listen to that one person.

*No gross, foul, or disturbing jokes or language aloud!

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Rate the Yo Mama jokes out of 10 then put your joke down.

Ex.
Joe~ Yo mama stupid she walked by YMCA and thought Macy's was spelled wrong
Bob~ 1/10
Yo mama so ugley...
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Ok #1 person below me start off!

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Kipdon
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3/10 boring.

Yo mama so fat Wario said "DANG!!!!!"

imthebest
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7/10 hehe

Yo mama so stupid, she has to study for a drug test (yeah i know it sucks)

Tengakami
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then why did you put it? 1/10

yo momma so smart she always knows when you lie her (tough you lie all the time)

imthebest
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imthebest
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well its better than mine 4/10

yo mama so fat she put on a yellow shirt on the sun said i quit

HeavyFree
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HA!! That is funny! 12/10!

Yo momma so pale she has to get the black beat ON her.

Pixie214
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8/10 I lol'd

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

dacer
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5/10

you mama's like a vacum cleaner, suks blows and gets laid in the closet.

dacer
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dacer
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oh wow i looked at the entire thread and saw 2 good jokes... thats.... wow

alphachief
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alphachief
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2.9/10 that wasn't too funny...


yo mama's so sludgey shes going to be in the species of slimes

HeavyFree
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4/10 what the crap.

Yo momma so slimey ghost busters put her in a jar and analyzed her- I DON'T KNOW!

thingthingfreak
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4/10

Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and make Skittles.

Kipdon
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2/10

Yo mama so fat she can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle.

HeavyFree
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6/10 Geh...

Ok YO MOMMA! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG I LOVE YER MOMMA SO MUCH!!!!!

thingthingfreak
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0/10

You mommas so fat, shes fat.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SirNoobalot
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1/10

yo mommas so fat she jumped off a skycraper and got stuck......

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