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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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(Next time don't make the cheese and attack in the same post)

Your fist bump didn't really do much to the cheese.

Armadillo Cheese 7/10

I rate the cheese 1 star of of 5. Rotten = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Rotten
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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That... didn't work...

Armadillo Cheese: 6/10

I tell the cheese he's the 101st cheese, and that he will never be the 100th! Sad = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Sad
Chryosten
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It is barely alive after hearing the come hard truth.

Armadillo Cheese 1/10

I finish the cheese off with a Super Serious Punch. OnePunch = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = OnePunch
bakkart
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bakkart
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The final cut is always the deepest.

The Armadillo Cheese couldn't make it, no matter how you slice it.

Huzzah! Another cheese bites the dust. Cheese like the wind.

I found this cheese in the back of the cupboard -- I hope it's okay yet: a big slab of Zimbabwean Rhinoceros Milk Cheese (ZRMC).

1d4=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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When you said it was big, you weren't joking about the size of it.

ZRM Cheese: 500/500 (Too much to type on phone)

I pour milk on the cheese. Calcium = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Calcium
bakkart
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bakkart
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It's definitely too much of a good thing; the cheese withers under the onslaught.

ZRM Cheese: 485 [Yeah, those Monty Python guys really enjoyed their cheeses; long name!]

Speaking of which -- I slap the cheese with a fish.

Haddock = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Haddock
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese has been given a thorough fish slap.

ZRM Cheese 471/500

I absorb some of the cheese's life essence. LifeSteal = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = LifeSteal
shafaet
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shafaet
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You're lifestealing abilities turn out quite effective against the cheese

Zimbabwean Rhinoceros Milk Cheese: (I like typing huge names ) 452/500

I poke the cheese 1d20=19

DICE RESULTS
19 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese became very annoyed and... loses control

ZRM Cheese: 433/500

I shot the cheese with a Gun = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Gun
bakkart
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bakkart
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Prince

The gun is fairly effective, making the cheese think it's Swiss Cheese for a moment.

ZRM Cheese: 421/500

I resurrect an old game from my middle school years and challenge the cheese to a round of The Slap Game. (Unbeknownst to it, it doesn't get to slap me back. Shhh.)

1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is mildly annoyed at your 'slap game'.

ZRM Cheese: 414/500

I enter a rap battle with the cheese. JustLoseIt = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = JustLoseIt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the cheese left the battle crying!

ZRM Cheese: 397/500

I try to be very Annoying = 16 to the cheese >:.D

DICE RESULTS
16 = Annoying
bakkart
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bakkart
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Apparently, armorplayergc easily annoys cheese. Who knew?

ZRM Cheese: 381/500

I try to divert the cheese's attention before I slap it by yelling out, "Mosquito!"

Helpful = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Helpful
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese dodged the slap

ZRM Cheese: 380/500

I attack the cheese with a Blade = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Blade
shafaet
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shafaet
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Blacksmith

You sliced cheese in half, but it seems it managed to regenerate it's health back up.

ZRM Cheese: 362/500

I throw a desk at the cheese 1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
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