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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese somehow took 10x less damage than is should D:

ZRM Cheese: 360/500

I yell near the cheese YAAAAAAAAAAY = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = YAAAAAAAAAAY
bakkart
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bakkart
636 posts
Prince

Your barbaric yawp startled the cheese and it fell off the table. There's no five-second rule.

ZRM Cheese: 348/500

I cleverly tell the cheese we need to be PALS, hiding the slap backwards.

1d20=17

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You really hurt the cheese's feelings because he trusted you!

ZRM Cheese: 331/500

I insult the cheese! YouCheese = 17!

DICE RESULTS
17 = YouCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You sucessfully hurt the cheeses's feelings.

ZRM Cheese: 314/500

I toss a pie with the pi symbol on top. Pi = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Pi
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese seems to like the symbol

ZRM Cheese: 310/500

I cut a piece of the cheese Slice = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Slice
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

Unfortunately you grabbed a butter knife and it was really hard to cut the cheese

ZRM Cheese 302/500

I go super sushi and slap the cheese AAAAAAAAAAAAAA = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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CRITICAL HIT!

ZRM Cheese: 282/500

I rob the cheese WithAGun = 3!

DICE RESULTS
3 = WithAGun
will3
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will3
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Nomad

Unfortunately, The cheese is the chosen one and also has a gun.

I go Super sushi 2 and super slap the cheese AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bakkart
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bakkart
636 posts
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The cheese cannot even contemplate doing the last quest for that game and dies a little inside.

ZRM Cheese: 266/500 (about halfway there!)

I feint with my left hand and backhand the cheese with my right.

Unexpected = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Unexpected
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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... whatever was that, it worked!

ZRM Cheese: 250/500

I Punch = 1 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
1 = Punch
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

you missed.

ZRM Cheese 249/500

I go Super Sushi GOD and Godslap = 1 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
1 = Godslap
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

can i roll that again?

will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

can i roll that again?

bakkart
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bakkart
636 posts
Prince

The cheese laughs at this "godslap" and reminds you that a dice rolled is a dice sold.

ZRM Cheese: 248/500

I slap the cheese and say "No! You make me a sandwich!"

1d20=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d20
will3
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will3
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Nomad

It refuses.

ZRM Cheese 247/500

Lets try this again Godslap = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Godslap
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