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apldeap123

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Farmer

Posted March 2, '15 1:59am UTC

There seems to have been an issue going on between @MattEmAngel and @StormWalker that needs to be settled in court. The dispute has been going on in the 'AG Love Circle 2015' thread, so much that mods had to have shut it down. Now, here's how this is gonna work:

We're gonna settle this in an orderly fashion, court case style.
Roles:
@JACKinbigletters -Judge
@Doombreed - Bailiff
@Pieguyme - Jury member
@TheMostManlyMan - Jury member
@FishPreferred - Jury member
@nivlac724 - Jury member
@evilsweetblock - Jury member
@MattEmAngel - Matt's lawyer
@Riptizoid101 - Storm's lawyer
@MattEmAngel - Defendant
@StormWalker - Plaintiff
@apldeap123 - Court recorder

Now, if anyone would like to apply to be part of the jury (1 spot left), Matt's lawyer or Storm's lawyer, please say it here. The hearing begins in two days!

Edit: pick wasn't really involved in this from the start. Pie was, though.
Edit: Yes, Matt is going to defend himself.
Edit: Hopefully Jack can show up in time for the trial, if not, the trial is rescheduled for Thursday, March 5, at 3:30 EST. Everyone needs to be online for this to work.
Edit: Trial has been moved to Thursday, March 5, at 3:30 pm EST. All must show up at that designated time or will face charges of failure to appear before court when summoned.
Edit: Jury size has been downsized from 9 to 5. Positions still open!

There seems to have been an issue going on between [url=http://armorgames.com/user/MattEmAngel]@MattEmAngel[/url] and [url=http://armorgames.com/user/StormWalker]@StormWalker[/url] that needs to be settled in court. The dispute has been going on in the 'AG Love Circle 2015' thread, so much that mods had to have shut it down. Now, here's how this is gonna work:

We're gonna settle this in an orderly fashion, court case style.
Roles:
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/JACKinbigletters]@JACKinbigletters[/url] -Judge
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/Doombreed]@Doombreed[/url] - Bailiff
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/Pieguyme]@Pieguyme[/url] - Jury member 
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/TheMostManlyMan]@TheMostManlyMan[/url] - Jury member
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/FishPreferred]@FishPreferred[/url] - Jury member
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/nivlac724]@nivlac724[/url] - Jury member 
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/evilsweetblock]@evilsweetblock[/url] - Jury member
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/MattEmAngel]@MattEmAngel[/url] - Matt's lawyer
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/Riptizoid101]@Riptizoid101[/url] - Storm's lawyer 
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/MattEmAngel]@MattEmAngel[/url] - Defendant
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/StormWalker]@StormWalker[/url] - Plaintiff
[url=http://armorgames.com/user/apldeap123]@apldeap123[/url] - Court recorder

Now, if anyone would like to apply to be part of the jury (1 spot left), Matt's lawyer or Storm's lawyer, please say it here. The hearing begins in two days!

Edit: pick wasn't really involved in this from the start. Pie was, though.
Edit: Yes, Matt is going to defend himself.
Edit: Hopefully Jack can show up in time for the trial, if not, the trial is rescheduled for [b]Thursday, March 5,[/b] at [b]3:30 EST[/b]. Everyone needs to be online for this to work.
Edit: Trial has been moved to [b]Thursday, March 5, at 3:30 pm EST.[/b] All must show up at that designated time or will face charges of failure to appear before court when summoned.
Edit: Jury size has been downsized from 9 to 5. Positions still open!

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FishPreferred

3,171 posts

Duke

Posted March 6, '15 4:17am UTC

O-oh. We're taking that comment seriously?

Nah; I'm just messing with you.

I suggest we adjourn sine die, mainly so I can continue to collect pay without doing anything.

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evilsweetblock

2,613 posts

Jester

Posted March 6, '15 4:21am UTC Edited March 6, '15 4:21am UTC by evilsweetblock

LETS SETTLE THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
*Pushes in a cart full of weapons*
MATT, YOU MAY HAVE TWO WEAPONS. STORM YOU MAY HAVE TWO WEAPONS. THE ONLY RULE IS FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Guys, we can still do this! I brought popcorn and soft drinks in my vehicle, I'll be selling them for 2$ a bag/8 oz can.

Did I say Dollar? I mean 20 AP

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Riptizoid101

6,257 posts

Farmer

Posted March 6, '15 4:21am UTC

Nah; I'm just messing with you.
I suggest we adjourn sine die, mainly so I can continue to collect pay without doing anything.

O-oh. That was a joke. Heh. Heheh. Hah. Hahaha. Hahahaha. HAHAAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH XDDDD LOL HAAHAH ROFLMAO. Hah. Heh. *clears throat*

I still want a bill of attainder for Matt because he's a villainous scum.

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Riptizoid101

6,257 posts

Farmer

Posted March 6, '15 7:03am UTC

In addition, the US Constitution forbids the bill of attainder under Article I Section 9.

Pfft but this ain't no US territory, this is the Kingdom of Armoria you culvert drinker. Located on the internet.

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Doombreed

7,022 posts

Templar

Posted March 6, '15 8:13am UTC

I must be the only one who likes watching the users performing a trial without the judge.. @evilsweetblock ! 4 bags of popcorn please! Here's 80 AP.

Should I send an extrajudicial document to JACK?

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JACKinbigletters

9,363 posts

Treasurer

Posted March 6, '15 10:39am UTC

Make your cases as you are, I'm just getting clockblocked

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apldeap123

1,708 posts

Farmer

Posted March 6, '15 12:00pm UTC

Your honor, you're finally here! Now, uh, where's storm?

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evilsweetblock

2,613 posts

Jester

Posted March 6, '15 1:12pm UTC

*Hoards AP*
Here you go fine sur :3

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apldeap123

1,708 posts

Farmer

Posted March 6, '15 1:15pm UTC

Hey evil, do you have a ginger ale on you?

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evilsweetblock

2,613 posts

Jester

Posted March 6, '15 10:26pm UTC Edited March 6, '15 10:35pm UTC by evilsweetblock

Uh, Canada Dry work?

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TheMostManlyMan

5,835 posts

Chamberlain

Posted March 6, '15 10:56pm UTC

If things keep going they way they are, then yes.

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StormWalker

8,231 posts

Jester

Posted March 7, '15 12:10am UTC

I agree with Manly. This is turning into the tavern thread all over again, and nobody knows why that hasn't been locked yet.

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xeano321

3,152 posts

Farmer

Posted March 7, '15 4:07am UTC Edited March 7, '15 4:08am UTC by xeano321

I'll the be the nosy reporter that arrives late.

First off, this doesn't look like it's accomplishing much. I'm just sorry I wasn't here from the start. Would have got more laughs out of it at least.

Second, it would definitely appear that Matt has little to no chance on even gaining much more support then he already has, and that isn't much.

No charges have been submitted, no opening statements made, and no explanation as to why this thread has lasted this long. In short, I am definitely spreading the word that the court system is corrupt. Now I can fulfill my life dreams and start a coup d'etat.

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StormWalker

8,231 posts

Jester

Posted March 7, '15 6:58pm UTC

Well, as Xeano says, the court system is corrupt, anyway. I'm more popular, so therefore I win. Unless something changes.

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Doombreed

7,022 posts

Templar

Posted March 7, '15 7:19pm UTC Edited March 7, '15 7:19pm UTC by Doombreed

I agree.
So as the judge is currently absent, I am the supreme authority until he arrives. So If you don't sit quietly I'll sent you an extrajudicial document. And if it is the second one you receive...he he heh! Pray that it is not!

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