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Try to write long sentences it works out COMPLETELY wrong.

"I'm super and weird. Yet mad and cool. And completely out of control yet sane."

...56 translations later we get:

"Their Surprised by the first serious"

"Is step on a baby politically incorrect?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Political rights of children in the first place?"

Original text:

I want a can of soda. I want one so badly that I would kill my own mother.


Horribly mangled new translation:

Hmm, many people have been killed.


W-what?

shut up you fag!

...56 translations later we get:

download:my God

Original text:

"I am happy."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am so glad I found you, not me."

Original text:

"After the nuclear great war, we all collected airplane parts to make a great statue."

...56 translations later we get:

"If a large bird statue nuclear war."

"i loved you with all my heart... I thought we would never let eachother go. yet, somehow, here i am - all alone, with nothing left inside. I'm broken, if it makes you feel better
hehe i thought something sad will turn out much funnier...

56 translations later we get:

My love in my heart ... Able to avoid the chance, but little is known about him - first love, I, I, sorry ...

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since


56 translations later we get:

"10 000 original Windows, so life is suffering, death, injury."

eat your face the game

56 translations later we get:

Video Cannibalism

"I am a bad*** ****ing overlord of the galaxy and everything in and around it"

...56 translations later we get:

"] Code Greenland and trembling."

original:
I hate Republicans and Democrats. i also hate noobs even more! they are very stupid and weak, inferior to my awesomeness!!!
56 translations later:
Democratic anger bad! Weak, stupid, and I suspect agreableman!

Original text:

"i like weapons and bombs because I am a terrorist,sucker!"

...56 translations later we get:

"In addition, Weapons, Explosives Terrorists need help!"

It looks like this translator hates funny inserts...

Original text:

"Don't worry! I am a chicken with a gag reflex!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Horror! Funny post!"

Here's my shot.

"He likes to eat salted fish with a little sprinkle of pepper."

"He likes to eat other peaple with a little sprinkle of very hot alien sauce."

Original text:

"1001 way to get kicked out of Mcdonalds!"

...56 translations later we get:

"'1001 Mcdonald's has opened!"