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Original text:

"A cat falls from the heaven, a dog jumps behind the cat and this text is senseless."

...56 translations later we get:

"If cat and dogs in heaven, but it can limit the educational materials."

When u say it...

"I'm hungry."
...56 translations later we get:
"I do not groggy."

Original text:

"Stuff."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is good."

So true...

(;_ O<(^o^&lt-Have a cookie!

Original text:

"silence! i kill your mother!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Translation: "to kill a b.i.t.c.h!"

the periods wernt in the translation, i added them

"I am the god of this universe!"

...56 translations later we get:

"I'm not in this world, God!"

"food"
after 56 translation:
"food"

food never change. food is food

"Where is Sparta? I want to go there! NOW!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Wind? Faster! Now!"

"Back to ENGLISH : Itouch
BULGARIAN : Ðп
Back to ENGLISH : April"
what happened???


"a is for apple. b is for bird. c is for cat. d is for dog."

midway:
"Resources. Cat in British Columbia chat in English. D. Dog"
"Materials. Colombia, in the course of the conversation in English. D. Chen"

after:
"Tools in English Colombia, travel the in conversation"


"I like to eat food."
after:
"Unconscious"

"gun"
after:
"Leadership"

"close friends"
midway:
"Fair Fair"
"Exhibition Exhibition"
"Exposure Exposure"
"Pose."

after:
"outside"

"I can have cheeseburger?"

...57 translations later we get:

"Hamburg?"

Um, whatï¼

"i never liked to wash the dishes and I never will like it."

mid translation:
"Something's not right to clean the disk."
"Disc is not perfectly clean."
"Has been registered to clean."
"registered care."

after:
"Social Services."
whaaaaaaaaaaa D:

"Back to ENGLISH : Rest in peace
ARABIC : Ù...ات
Back to ENGLISH : Matt"

what does "matt" have to do with R.I.P?????

"Back to ENGLISH : Matt
CATALAN : Mate
Back to ENGLISH : Mate"
mate???????

result:
"Partners"

"R.I.P"
after:
"Rubber"

"get a life by going outside"
mid way translation:
"Mind your own business "
"Fica't I."

result:
"Pyka, was also"

"Will you marry me?"

...56 translations later we get:

"I am married."

"What can you do if a brainless chicken run across the road before eating your eyes out?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is your chicken."

Wut?

"How do you do this thing?"

...56 translations later we get:

"But"

Eh?

"I like to draw pictures of my favourite food and drinks. I also like to sleep really late and skip breakfast, and i love to use my itouch and listen to musics with it. "

result:
"Food, drink, in my hair."

in midway, this is how it became the result:
"I like the food and drink, and take pictures. I stay up late breakfast, I use an application to play music with him."
"I love the food and drink, and shoot. I was late for breakfast, I'm using a program to play with him."
"Back to ENGLISH : I have food and drink, I like shooting. I was late afternoon, I was with him.
KOREAN :
Back to ENGLISH : I have a gun, such as food and drink. I'm late in the afternoon, I was with him."
"Back to ENGLISH : My hands, food and drinks. Recently I was with him.
THAI :
Back to ENGLISH : Meals and drinks my recent hair with him."

"what would you do if someone like your brother suddently died? "

...56 translations later we get:

"If you want to sudden death in your sister?"
wha?????

"why did the chick cross the road? "
result:
"Because the chicken does not work?"
hahahahaha

"when did the chicken stop working?"
resuilt:
"What is chicken?"

"chicken is a kind of bird that lay eggs for us humans to eat. "
result:
"Everyone will be Affected by the Bill and the egg production."
whatttt!!!!!

in mid translation:
"Chicken is a type of flu, which releases eggs for us humans to eat."
"bird flu, egg production, including humans."
"Avier people, including egg production will be affected."
........

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

...56 translations later we get:

"If MB right è«é©¬é©¬å°" Charlie - Charlie, right, if you set?"