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leo99rules
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Since the previous one was locked I really liked that thread. Original is here.

I've found this website that translates a single phrase up to 54 times, to another language and than back to english. Because translations aren't often entirely correct, the original phrase can be something completely different from what you wrote to begin with.

Click this link and type in a phrase, than share on this thread what the result was!

Bad Translator!

This is mine:

Original text:

"I have found treasure on treasure island!"

...54 translations later we get:

""We are looking for real estate on the Island!"

Please post your result in a similar format to mine


That's original OP.

Here's mine


"We are the champions!"

...56 translations later we get:

"of the world."

That's my favourite one.
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Sporemaniac777
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Original:

Is this thread awesome? I think yes!

One translation later:

Is this thread awesome? I think so!

5 translates later:

This topic is really up to? I think so!

A few later:

This issue is really up to? I think so!

And other translates later:

The problem is really out? I think yes!

Baskale
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Original text:

"My name is bunny, i want to be king of every world, so eat a burger, relax and enjoy this shit."

...56 translations later we get:

"My name is Bernie, I am king of the world, more people can relax and enjoy where you can eat."

funny^^

Baskale
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Original text:

"Shut up. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Therefore, Reservations Word / important to check your hands in your mouth / and / not even think that."

d_dude
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"Suck it"

...56 translations later we get:

"Disaster."

Baskale
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Baskale
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Original text:

"Funny translation. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Interesting"

Baskale
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Baskale
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Original text:

"The king is coming on this way, so go away. "

...56 translations later we get:

"King again"

Avorne
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Original text:

"JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR! "

...56 translations later we get:

"Jesus is dead! The car first!"


Original text:

"The Twilight Saga serves only to rot the brains of our teenage females."

...56 translations later we get:

"Not black and white women."


Original text:

"Wait a second... Why are you chewing on my brains?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Wait ... Munich, Real Madrid, "the brain?"


Original text:

"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword,I cannot embrace you."

...56 translations later we get:

"Carl can not defend Fisheries Agreements."
Keyara
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Original text:

"In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king."

...56 translations later we get:

"Please blank Van."

Sporemaniac777
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"Guys, it is ME! The most famous guy in the universe!"

...56 translations later we get:

"No doubt! Popular in the world."

Sporemaniac777
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Just LOL to this:

"Aw crap. Aliens attack..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Keywords Federation ..."

Sporemaniac777
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No the real LOL is now:

Original text:

"Aw crap. Aliens attack..."

...10 translations later we get:

"Oh, the dog droppings. External attack ..."

tnymeh
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tnymeh
178 posts
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Honey, what are you doing with my undergarments?

After six runs through the translation machine, turns into:

Honey that makes with my below pants?

whimsyboy
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938 posts
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"I enjoy soda very much, but I rarely drink it."
...56 translations later we get:
"I love you, love to drink very little."

whimsyboy
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"The Federation ships are landing on the western shores, send reinforcements there."
...56 translations later we get:
"Rice, fish, here is to build a political base"

Kevin4762
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I eat food.

I consume food.

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