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leo99rules
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leo99rules
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Since the previous one was locked I really liked that thread. Original is here.

I've found this website that translates a single phrase up to 54 times, to another language and than back to english. Because translations aren't often entirely correct, the original phrase can be something completely different from what you wrote to begin with.

Click this link and type in a phrase, than share on this thread what the result was!

Bad Translator!

This is mine:

Original text:

"I have found treasure on treasure island!"

...54 translations later we get:

""We are looking for real estate on the Island!"

Please post your result in a similar format to mine


That's original OP.

Here's mine


"We are the champions!"

...56 translations later we get:

"of the world."

That's my favourite one.
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MRWalker82
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MRWalker82
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Shepherd

Original text:

"Why is God invisible?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Prohibition of God, do not know why."

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Original text:

"Why doesn't God kill Allah?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Because Jesus is God."

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Original text:

I would like to cover you in cheese sauce and feed you to a bear.

...56 translations later we get:

Milk and cheese, and

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Original text:

"Can I give you the shocker?"

...56 translations later we get:

"There is a problem."

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Original text:

"A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master."

...56 translations later we get:

"Senbolikman Zombie hunting opportunities for Jews to death and her parents."

foxlink
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foxlink
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Nomad

Original text:

"foxes rule the world "

...56 translations later we get:

"Dragon World."

"have you seem my dog? he is short and smells bad, also he is missing a leg. please help me find him, the dog whom i love very much, also he ate my money"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dogs think? Simple snoring help, I love the dogs stay

"Mario vs. Link who do you think would win? i think Mario since he is a plumber "

...56 translations later we get:

"Fletrisman bad connection? I think it is interesting because the Hydraulic system."

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GhostGS
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GhostGS
323 posts
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guys use my idea... i only came up with it to make it easier for ppl to read it.
translated 56
Original text
Translated

"Woman make me a sandwich"
Her husband was arrested
"Wait why are you taking me"
"Poor"
"Wait.. Poor what?"
".. Why wait"
"What are you going to do to me"
"She"
"what is she going to do then?"
"A"
"What do you mean A? is it a position? are you going to kill me?"
"And we use it. Life
uh oh

foxlink
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foxlink
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me "hello how are you?"

it "With us or not.
me who are you?
it Or?
me or what?
it "Artist?"
me no i am not a Artist

aWulfy
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all 56 trans

How come I'm getting very bad wifi connections here?"
As part of the cost - rent?
But I always pay my rent on time.
Thank you, but usually they spend more time.
thank you? why do I have to thank you?
Because
because? ok, we are getting off topic here.
Yes, yes.
So if you know that we are getting off topic, why didn't you say that in the first place?
I got to know themselves.
who is "them"? You've said it two times already.
What? Instant Messaging?
You've gone way of topic here.
Please
Please what, you're the one that's messed up!
Don't stay here
EERRRRR!!!!!!!! I'm mad now!
!!!!!!!! Eerrrrr circles!
oAo;
Other?
good bye
Hi

aWulfy
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Nomad

oops, typos,
ignor da top one pls!

How come I'm getting very bad wifi connections here?
As part of the cost - rent?
But I always pay my rent on time.
Thank you, but usually they spend more time.
thank you? why do I have to thank you?
Because
because? ok, we are getting off topic here.
Yes, yes.
So if you know that we are getting off topic, why didn't you say that in the first place?
I got to know themselves.
who is "them"? You've said it two times already.
What? Instant Messaging?
You've gone way of topic here.
Please
Please what, you're the one that's messed up!
Don't stay here
EERRRRR!!!!!!!! I'm mad now!
!!!!!!!! Eerrrrr circles!
oAo;
Other?
good bye
Hi

loloynage2
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Peasant

hi. I am your master
Hi, my hero.
well...thanx
More problems ...
You have problems? What problems? I didn't know machines can have problems...
Are you a question? What? Computer problems.
i am not a problem, only an answer. You have computer problems...i see
Problems with computer ...
Oh! are you in a fight with a other computer?
He and other Criteria.
Are they criticizing you?
Go?
No. Don't leave. please. I won't ask anymore questions
Not the real possibility of us.
...
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hynjie
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hynjie
260 posts
Nomad

Bold= Original
Italics= Translated

What is your Armor Games password?
As I've forgotten my password
Stop lying! TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!!
All in one place! Yeah
What kind of password is that?
Password
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