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leo99rules
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Since the previous one was locked I really liked that thread. Original is here.

I've found this website that translates a single phrase up to 54 times, to another language and than back to english. Because translations aren't often entirely correct, the original phrase can be something completely different from what you wrote to begin with.

Click this link and type in a phrase, than share on this thread what the result was!

Bad Translator!

This is mine:

Original text:

"I have found treasure on treasure island!"

...54 translations later we get:

""We are looking for real estate on the Island!"

Please post your result in a similar format to mine


That's original OP.

Here's mine


"We are the champions!"

...56 translations later we get:

"of the world."

That's my favourite one.
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polwar
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can you help me? i lost my way to my destination.



56 Translations Later:



We can help you.

JJ52
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Original text:

"The next statement is true. The previous statement is a lie."

...56 translations later we get:

"Monday means the offer is true."

Saving123
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Original text:

"Have my children or die!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Kids pretty!"

Original text:
"LOL"
...56 translations later we get:
"Interesting spam."

Lawl that's hilarioius.
WolfMan121
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Original text:

this is a cool and funny form.

...56 translations later we get:

Entertainment.

gtfawjkjg
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"AFRIKAANS : Ninja Kick! Back to ENGLISH : Ninja Kick! ALBANIAN : Kick Ninja! Back to ENGLISH : Ninja Kick! ARABIC : اÙÙÙÙجا رÙÙØ©! Back to ENGLISH : Ninja kick! BELARUSIAN : Ninja ÑдаÑ! Back to ENGLISH : Ninja attack! BULGARIAN : Ninja аÑака! "

...57(This was an error of the system) translations later we get:

"å...° 语 заÑладиÑи ÑÑо تÙاضا Ð"иенвидаÑÑикаÑ: 踢 Ð'елика Ð'ÑиÑаниÑа иеÑаÑÐ°Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð²Ñеме нинÑа: ÙÛÙجا ÐÑак å» Ð¨ÐµÐ½Ð¾Ð½ å°"å·´ калÑгеÑка аÑ...! : ÙÛÙجا 踢! Ð'елика Ð'ÑиÑаниÑа иеÑаÑÐ°Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð²Ñеме: ÙÛÙجا 踢 æ伯 Ðли: Ùرشت٠踢 пÑивÑемен нинÑа: нинÑа Ð'елаÑа 踢 Ð"Ð'Ð' ЦаÑÑ...и баÑа! Ð'елика Ð'ÑиÑаниÑа иеÑаÑÐ°Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð²Ñеме: ÙÛÙجا ÙÛÙجا å» ÑзбÑÑкÑÐ¼Ñ è¢­å» Ð¨ÐµÐ½Ð¾Ð½ ä¿ å  Ð¿ÑоÑиÑ!"

What the heck....
å...° 语 踢 å» å°" å·´ æ 伯 袭 ä¿ å 
These are all of the chinese characters in the text. I dunno what it means and if it means something mean, then I'm sorry.

Unstoppable1337
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Original text:

"The best things in life are free."

...56 translations later we get:

"There is nothing in life."

Subject403
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Original text:

"Silence! Your Mother is Dead!"

...56 translations later we get:

""Peace" when his mother died?"

LOL!!!!!

Subject403
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sorry for the triple post but this is SO funny. I took a random sentence and it mangled even it horribly.

Original text:

"secret of the keyboard? make me a giant chocolate chip dictionary."

...56 translations later we get:

"Office Keyboard? Because chocolate is the dictionary."

KawaiiRion
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xD That's so funny...
I'll try it!

Original text:

"What are you doing?! Is that a pizza made of crap?..."

...56 translations later we get:

"?..." In my pizza."

xD I'll try soon more...

Uproar
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Original text:

"You Are The Biggest Dickhead Around"

...56 translations later we get:

"Silly"

GhostGS
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Bold= Original
Italics= Translated

I want some chips
Search
No you search for me
test
this isn''t a test you moron. go find me some chips or else
This is a test isn''To're documents and publications
What the F#&^ are you on about. just find me the god dam chips
Chip master, in the case muledoeji
okay, i sometimes wonder why i let you live with me
Yes, sometimes I marvel that

GhostGS
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making love to my girl
i want my daughter

KawaiiRion
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o.e Eh... Yeah, mmmh, well.
Here's a new one:

Original text:

Arabic always starts the epicness :P

...56 translations later:

Arabic has always started the season: No comments.

More:

Bold - original (Sorry for copying GhostGS :&lt
Italic - Translated ver.

Why won't you REALLY translate better everything I write to you? -__-
What to say? - _ -.

You really are bad, aren't ya?
[/i]I want it or not.[i]

Sing a smiling song~ Disney rules, but these days WB is better :P Do you agree?

...56 translations later we get:

Today, Disney, L? O

xD So funny...

Sporemaniac777
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Hey GhostGS, I will make a dialouge too. Hopw its no problem. Sorry if yes


I like pie!
Up!
Uh... I was talking about pie. I want one!
If ... When Lily!
Ok... I think you are going crazy... Just sit here and I will call a psychologist...
If ... I think the movement ... We ...
Oh great. I think it got worse... Please just sit here!
My mistake ... Here!
So, you say it was a f*****g MISTAKE?! I just wanted pie. And you ruined my f*****g day!!!
Record, and then you forget what is bad on a large pie.
WTF?!?! Ok. I will commit suicide... *grabs a knife*
Taekvondo is! Well, well ... Electrical equipment Rooms for the Victim.
I don't care about whatever the hell you are saying. Now, watch the rivers of blood... *cuts his own throat* AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Are you happy now? *dies*
I also see the blood of the dead ... Hell aaarrrggghhhh *! Index you're: * death

hynjie
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Bold= Original
Italics= Translated
My comment= normal

"I believe I can fly~!"
""My life!"

how does believing you can fly go to my life?!?! o.O


"This... is... SPARTA!!!!!"
"!!!!! Sparta was ..."

how in the world did the !'s go from the end to the beginning of the sentence??? o.O


"I like pie."
"Do not expect that problem."
What problem? The problem that I like pie? you got a problem with that?

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