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@kalb789
That made my nexthour. I love blonde jokes!

1:"you know i'm a ninja?"
2: "no you're not."
1: "did you see me just do that?"
2: "do what?"
1: exactly..."

not quite new but i still love it XD

This one is old but...

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over. There is nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

@ ultimatetitan
Lol, but i already knew that one..

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

My favorite joke is....womans rights.

^I get plenty of hate for that one.

My favorite joke is....womans rights.
^I get plenty of hate for that one.

Damnit. My next favorite joke is this.

Why did the women cross the road? Idk but what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

Why don't women drive? B/c theres no highway between the kitchen and the laundry room!

Why did the women cross the road? Idk but what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?
Why don't women drive? B/c theres no highway between the kitchen and the laundry room!

Hahaha nater

Those were pretty sexiest nater.

Here's a retard joke.

A retard goes to the movie theater and says," I wad too cee da bovay," and the ticket guy beats him up and sends him home. The next day, he comes back and complains to the manager. The manager asks the ticket guy why he did it. The ticket guy said," I thod hye wus baking fud of myee."

Translation:
I want to see the movie

I thought he was making fun of me.

Hahaha that one was funny subject

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button came off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

Sorry, for the double post. The above was quoted by Rodney Dangerfield.

Also,

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"