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FrenzyNinja
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Yes im Bored. Post one of your funniest or favorite jokes.

What type of bees produces milk?

Boo-bees

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SashaH
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Yea, =) You just made me think of a crap one.

What is a pirates favourite country? Arrgentina!

vontje
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Jantje goes to his father and asks him:
" what's the difference between in principle and in fact?

His father thinks and then finally says:
"well jantje, go to your mother and ask her if she would f*ck the neighbour for a million dollars"

Jantje asks it and goes back to his father saying: "Yes she would do that."

"Now ask the same again, but then ask your sister" father replies.

Jantje comes back one minute later and says: "yes she will also do it"

So daddy says:
"Well in principle we are millionars, but in fact we live in a house with 2 whores"

thepossum
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I gots one! What do you call a cow with a twitch....BEEF JERKY!

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What do you use to fix big brass band instruments? A TUBA GLUE!

SashaH
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Lol vontje, but what word is that meant to be?

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Here's one from The Colbert Report.

What do Tiger Woods and BP have in common?

They both got in trouble for unsafe drilling.

SashaH
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=) Very nice, wish I could think of a few.

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If only mine were appropriate, nice restraint there vontje. Nice one Subject403

SashaH
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Heh, if only it was root.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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Hahaha nice one vontje, and Subjects retard joke made me LOL xD

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This one really made me laugh, but it's really stupid xD

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

vontje
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Lol vontje, but what word is that meant to be?


hehe it was meant to be wh0res:P

here's another one:

Yesterday a man and his wife where laying in their bed, the wife was getting very excited. She touched and kissed her men everywhere. She even was so excited that she whispered in his ear "honey, say some dirty things to me please!" so he said "ok, the bathroom, the kitchen..."
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wanna hear a dirty joke?







A pig fell in the mud

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