School ended today and I went to my locker, I was about halfway there and some kid ran up to me, screaming, and splashed water on my shirt... then after I got everything ready for home I walked down the hallway and this kid growled at me and punched me in the stomach. (wasn't really hard it was more like a punch you would give someone after they annoyed you, I know this because he was the person I like to annoy)
this didn't happen to me, but to one of my friends. My friends cat was chasing a mouse. the mouse ran out to the balcony followed by the cat. the cat was about to get, but instead she (the cat is a she) got her paw and smacked the mouse over the balcony. lol
Once I was sitting in the park and some random biker dude came up, bought me a Coke, gave it to me, and after I drank it he gave me $100.
Another time this smoking hot girl came up to me, and kissed me full on the mouth. I hadn't even seen her before. =P
You are lucky dude. I only have $100 when it is my birthday. :P
Some months ago I was sitting next to a girl at a park and we started talking but while we were talking, a 5 year old girl that I knew days ago was at the park too with her mom and saw me and started screaming at the girl: "get away from my boyfriend!!" that was ridiculous and embarrassing.
Once I was walking in the street and a woman stopped and asked me if I wanted to take something to the drugstore and I said no. And she said: "I will give you 5 cents" and I started laughing.
@Ernie15 Um, are you talking about "is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler"? I tried it and I got the same thing, lol.
Some months ago I was sitting next to a girl at a park and we started talking but while we were talking, a 5 year old girl that I knew days ago was at the park too with her mom and saw me and started screaming at the girl: "get away from my boyfriend!!" that was ridiculous and embarrassing.
...both of us saw a kid, shouting his f-ing head off...at a hot dog.
When I was in 4th grade I got my butt slapped by a 5th grade girl.
A man dress up as a stick of butter walked up and mooned me. He started chasing after me, while he was chasing me, he didn't notice his pants were still down. So, A stick of butter was chasing me with it's pants down.
LOL! These are hilarious! I come to this thread just to laugh my head off.
Sitting in lunch peacefully eating... something... we'll say a corn dog.My friend comes in and plops down on the bench next to me... All of a sudden he was in a ball on the floor... the boy had sat on his own testicles
one timei was at my grandparents houseand my 4 year old cousin was there with my aunt as well. i don't know why,but he took my moms phone, went runningto the nearest toilet then cause he was angry, his fingers slipped and plop went the working phone in the toilet. my mom totally freakedout while i was cracking up so hard.
I was at school walking backwards saying goodbye to my friend when my heel hit a crack in the cement. I feel backwards at a quick rate of speed and the back of my head hit a metal pole about 8 inches in diameter. It hurt
Sitting in lunch peacefully eating... something... we'll say a corn dog.My friend comes in and plops down on the bench next to me... All of a sudden he was in a ball on the floor... the boy had sat on his own testicles
i was once in an amusement park with a couple of friends and we saw this guy like 20 ft. tall (he was walking on those stick things) and i was staring at him while walking, and BOOM... i slammed my face in a pole
I was walking down the block with my cousin when some guy jumps out of his friends car and runs at us while screaming at the top of his lungs. When he reaches us he whispers in my ear, i love you. Then he hugs me and runs back into the car. WTF...
On my way back from Catalina on a boat we were put in with highschoolers and 5th graders (we are 8th graders and a couple 7th) and on the second deck of the ship a little 5th grader started rubbing her butt on the window inside in front of everyone! one of my friends went out and she made the kid stop doing it, then she did it again!
